When I was a younger man, I spent two weeks traveling around
England and France by myself. The plan was to first fly to England (arriving Gatwick
airport), stay in London, go visit our French exchange student Veronique in Marseille,
then return to England and travel around that island nation. I flew via Northwest
airlines. I remember the plane was not full, so on the way over I folded
down the armrests of 5 or 6 center aisle chairs and slept. For those of
you who have crossed packed in like sardines, you'll appreciate the luxury.
I spent some few days in London, and then took a train for Dover to cross
the English channel. The cars of the train were not marked well, and in
my usual calm manner I was bitching about it to those nearby: a couple in
their mid-thirties. They, too, were having trouble deciphering what car
they were supposed to be in. I managed to find the right car and seat and soon got to Dover.
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I bought
a ticket to Calais, France on the ferry and started the trip in the front of the boat. Soon
I wandered to the back of the ferry and took this picture of the White Cliffs of Dover.
Then I scanned the deck for a place to sit down. It
was quite warm and pleasant on the rear deck: consequently, the
back end of the boat was very crowded. I finally spotted one seat - the only
seat not occupied. Carrying my duffel bag I pushed along past everyone and
sat down. The people sitting next to me began talking to me like they knew
me. My first reaction was to be kind of annoyed with
them. The best way I can explain it is that they were speaking to me like
we were acquainted, and I didn't expect this familiar treatment.
Suddenly, I realized it was the couple from the train station platform. They
thought I had recognized them and come to sit by them, when the truth was I
just took the only available seat in the whole rear deck of the ferry.
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We talked on the way over, and I told them I would be back in England after
going to see the French exchange student who had visited my family in
Minnesota. They invited me to stay with them in Sunderland, on the East coast
of England below Scotland. I accepted. We parted at the French transportation
terminal, and I took a train for Paris.
While in one of the train stations,
two Americans girls walked up to me and asked in French if I could direct them
to their train. They were kind of startled when I told them in English that I
couldn't find my train either (does anyone else see a train station
pattern emerging?). There were three blue-uniformed train
guys sitting on a cart. I asked them, "où est l'est guerre?" That means
"Where is the east war?". I meant to say, "Où est l'est la gare?", or
"Where is the East station?". They looked at me, then ignored me.
I took the night train to Marseilles. I had bought a "couchette" ticket,
which means I got a place to lay down in a compartment that held three-tiered
bunks on each side. When I got to my particular compartment, lo and behold
someone was sleeping in my couchette. The conductor now wandered by taking
tickets. (In what follows, please remember it has been many years since I had
one year of jr. college French) "Pardon, monsieur,
un hom est in mon couchette" (hey dude, a guy is in my bed). The conductor
looked at my ticket, leaned in the compartment, leaned back and said, "Oui",
then left me in his wake.
(Let me translate: "Oui"; I am an employee of the government and don't give a rip about Americans
with lousy French accents).
A distinguished man wearing a suit about age sixty and his wife and baby
witnessed this. The wife was about thirty and really a dish - viva la France!
He asked me in very proper English what the trouble was. I told him the
conductor wouldn't make the guy get out of my bed. Without saying a word, the
man followed after the conductor and hit him on the shoulder from behind and
then spoke French at the conductor so fast I couldn't follow what was going on.
They continued their heated discussion all the way out of the car. My
advocate leaned
around the door from the next car and said to me in English "I'll be back".
I just stood there and smiled at his pretty wife. Soon
her husband came back and went into the compartment and made the guy get out
of my bed. The sleeper and his wife, it seems, only bought one couchette
between them and he was going to use mine if someone didn't kick him out.
A friend from Cameroon once told me that if I had tipped the conductor, he
would have kicked the guy out of my bed for me.
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I got to Marseilles about seven in the morning and was met by our exchange
student Veronique. I had a pleasant stay with her. She was quite kind in
suffering through my attempts at speaking French. The picture here is just a shot of
a street in Marseilles as we walked along. Veronique's home had a portrait of
an ancestor in the living room. In the lower corner of the
canvas was a right-angled rip. It was made by a bayonet - placed there during
the French revolution when the mob invaded this home.
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Marseilles grew from the small Phoenician/Greek settlement named Massalia.
Marseilles is the oldest town in France.
Here is the view of the Old Port and Fort Saint Jean,
which dates to the end of the 12th Century.
It is named after the religious order of Saint-Jean-de-Jérusalem.
The fort was built not for seaward protection, but so King Louis XIVth could keep an
eye on the people of Marseille. It is now the second largest city in France.
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A sailboat going out to sea passed about ten feet
from us as we were walking along a stone quay. On the boat was a mom and dad
and a beautiful 16 year or so old daughter - the daughter was totally naked!
Viva viva la France!
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In the bay fronting Marseille are several islands, including the islet of If. If was the site
of the 16th-century Château d'If, mentioned in the novel "The Count of Monte Cristo" (1844) by
the French novelist Alexandre Dumas. Vero took me out on the ferry and we visited If. The
picture on the left is fuzzy, but if you enlarge it you can see the
Notre Dame de la Garde basilica, famous for its crowning statue of the
virgin and child looking out to sea.
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Veronique and I sat at a table at the visitor center and looked at the view of
Marseille.
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The 19th-century Romano-Byzantine style basilica, Notre Dame de la Garde,
is located on the highest hilltop of the city - the view from the esplanade is fantastic.
This hilltop is also where the town's lookout post once
stood. A chapel was built here in 1214, and became a priory for the monks of St Victor.
In the 16th century, the church was fortified by François 1st to defend against a threatened
invasion by Charles V of Spain.
Work started on the present basilica in 1853. The design was done by the architect
Espérandieu, and was one of the great building projects undertaken during the Second
Empire. It was consecrated in 1864 and completed in 1899. The basilica is topped by a huge
gilded statue of the Virgin, who is standing on top of basilica's 60 meter high belfry.
Unfortunately, I think I began
to wear on poor Veronique. When we visited the basilica, we saw
a preserved American tank used in the liberation of Marseilles during World War II.
"Oh look, a Sherman tank", I said. "No", she replied, exasperated with
me, "It's not a GERMAN tank, American, American!".
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Veronique took me to her parents small weekend retreat home out in the countryside - I regret now not
thinking to walk down into the vineyards surrounding the house. I
remember that all the windows had shutters because the home was
frequently broken into by thieves. Veronique
took me to visit her friends on a sailboat tied up for the night at Cassi.
Cassi is a beautiful little town on the coast. I remember watching a
bearded, ragged man break a bottle on the sidewalk near the docks
and lay down in the broken glass. He then asked for money from those
in the small, puzzled crowd that gathered.
Veronique's friends (young men and women about 17 or 18 years old) didn't speak
English, but they pantomimed their concern that Ronald Reagan and Russia
would fight and France would get blown up in the process. Unlike the girl
on the sailboat in the old harbor, none of these
girls was naked. A big topic of conversation concerned one of the
girls. She had invited two boyfriends along for their sailing
excursion. She had favored one, and the other one jumped ship and they
didn't know where he was. Vero and I left the boat about 2 a.m. and
tried to find her car. For some reason, losing the car was my fault.
Some things, I guess, are universal.
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The next day Vero and I sat in an outdoor cafe in Aix-en-Provence. I took this picture as we
sat there. The guys at the table in front of us, I recall, were
smirking jackasses. I think you can detect a smirk on the one guy
because I had dug my camera out and was taking a picture. I remember a very attractive
girl rode past on a moped and winked at me, which of course made me
feel pretty good. I had a great time in
France.
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