England and France - Bath, Birmingham, Edinburgh


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map112.jpg From Salisbury I went to Bath.
docu0045.jpg docu0046.jpg Walking around Bath I noticed a cricket game in progress. I don't remember anything about the church in the background.
docu0047.jpg docu0048.jpg Just some shots walking around Bath. I needed to do laundry, and these are the sights. At the laundromat I met a man who worked for Haliburton oil drilling company. He gave me a place to send a resume to in Chicago, but I never got an interview.
docu0049.jpg I found a bed and breakfast to stay at. It was late afternoon, and I went downstairs to the television room. A man came in and we started talking. His name was Ken. He previously lived in Buffalo, New York for a couple of years, and now was back in England, living in London. It was the weekend, and he and his pal Howard had come to Bath to go blobbing. "What's that?" Well, they had purchased the book "The All England Guide to Real Ale Pubs" (Howard is pointing to it in the picture). The "All England Guide" listed by city the pubs which served real ale. This begs the question, what's "real ale"? It seems that if the pressure that forces the ale out of the keg is due to natural fermentation, then it's "real ale". Ken and Howard didn't invent real ale, they just invented "blobbing". You get the book, you go to a town, you have a pint of ale at one of the pubs in the book, you make a blob with an ink pen next to the pub you just drank in, then you move to the next pub on the list. Albert Einstein you moron - move over and acknowledge true genius! So 'a blobbing we went.
The pubs close down in the late afternoon (as I remember) and then open again, but close by about 10:30. We must have hit five or six pubs that night. Let me tell you, you can get pretty drunk when you are out with professional blobbers. Ken and Howard had been out blobbing the previous summer during the wedding of Charles and Diana. Howard (the redhead) had a girlfriend back in London, but for some reason she never came blobbing. I got the feeling she didn't approve. The last pub was up on top of a very steep hill. When the pub is getting ready to stop selling liquor and close, the barkeep rings a bell and yells, "Time gentlemen!" Walking back down the steep hill after the pub closed was pretty tough.
docu0053.jpg docu0054.jpg We were up by ten the next morning and drove out in Ken's car to a civil war re-enactment. When they first proposed it to me, I naturally figured the English Civil War. Nope. The American. Hundreds of blue and grey clad men with muskets pretended to fight a battle by firing blanks at each other. Note how beautiful the countryside is.

We went to only one pub for lunch. That's when the picture was taken. I think I wrote Ken once when I got to the States. It's been a long time since I blobbed, but I imagine Ken and Howard still out there, only now gone global and using "The All World Guide to Real All Pubs".

The next stop on my trip was Birmingham. I had some hours to kill waiting to take a sleeper coach to Edinburgh, Scotland. I asked somebody on the street where a movie theater was. He told me he knew and walked me about six blocks over to a theatre. He could have just given me directions, but like the guy in London he went out of his way to make sure I got where I was going. I got the impression the English truly liked Americans. I saw a racy French movie with English subtitles. I remember the plush seats had ashtrays in the armrests. Asking for a fire, but what the hey.

My other remembrance of Birmingham was at the train station. On a deserted platform, one young (14, 15?) year old black teenager had come down to the station to see off his friend, who was about the same age. A rather stout policeman with a German Shepherd police dog was trying to pick a fight with these kids. He badly wanted an excuse to have his dog attack them. He butted up against one youth saying "Come on, you don't have the guts". This youth was saying "I just came to see my friend off". Pretty sad. As I watched, the one youth got on the train and his friend got away from the policeman and his dog.

docu0058.jpg Here is the picture out the window of my room in Edinburgh showing some backyards. I walked a good ways to see Edinburgh castle. Also, I remember that the center of town is a sunken square. Concerning social reserve: I was at a pub. It was a stand-up place - rather than everyone sitting around at tables everyone stood either near the bar or out in the room. A very drunk man near me suddenly passed out and fell to the ground. I walked over to try and help him, but everyone else, including the pub workers, just ignored him. If he wanted to get drunk and fall on the floor, well, that was his right. Bizarre.


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